My 86-year old momma lives with me and my husband, Delbert Dale. Our house is now her Queendom. She's lost most of her hearing and says the funniest things in response to what she thinks she hears. We decided to write down some of the funny shit she says and put it on some merchandise for you to enjoy.
Momma raised me on the buckle of the Bible Belt where dancing was a sin. If you couldn't dance without going to hell, just imagine being gay in the "Land of Backwoodsmen with Guns". Good Lord! I did my best to act butch. Keeping up that unnatural behavior for decades was frighteningly hard work. Despite my theatrical gifts, I think everyone knew I was gay except my momma.
I came out to momma in 2015. She was shocked and proud and a little confused. She asked me, "Why aren't you flamboyant like all the other gays?" I was like, "Momma, I am flamboyant like the other gays. Where have you been?"