She has those "old woman" days.
Wash your hands!
Hear what momma says when I tell her that my boobs are bigger than hers.
She really wants to know what she does to annoy me. Just wait.
"Just wait. We're going to have a party here and I'll show you flamboyant."
Momma puts on her stage makeup.
Focus on momma and ignore the zit on my neck.
Momma had an off day. "I'll get up when I smell something good cooking."
Momma outs me for wearing makeup.
Momma says whatever's on her mind.
The best part about being the Queen is having servants.
A good gay.